Fight terrorism with nudity

The nudist magazine, Travel Naturally, offers unsolicited advice for waging the war on terror:

“As you may already know, it is a sin for a Taliban man to see any woman other than his wife naked and that he must commit suicide if he does,” writes an unnamed nudist, who suggests that American women should therefore “walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.” Meanwhile, men should “position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to prove they are not Taliban … And since the Taliban also do not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.”

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