Gods and rodents
City Water Light and Power, Springfield’s electric company, believes “squirrels work for the Lord,” claims the Illinois Times. Funny enough. The IT is stretching it for the joke, of course. According to the IT story, CWLP won’t pay for damage done to customers’ property that was damaged after a squrrel caused a power surge. The IT is equating that with an act of God. Ergo squrrels are agents of God. Har har. It would have been MUCH better if the CWLP spokesman had accidentally said that it was an act of God.